Why Do I Always Fall on the Same Part of my Butt?
Posted on 2009.06.29 at 14:41Current Location: Boston
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Oh yeah--because I don't stay in 'derby stance' when we jam! But forget about the bruise on my butt! Check these things out:
My League won their third game this season! That is three out of four games played so far! I didn't take any pictures of the action because I was in the middle of the rink assisting Shovey Bel Air with penalty tracking! But here is a picture of my skater sister Make Out Bandit and me:
Next up for New Hampshire Roller Derby is "Roller Consolation" where New England skaters not going to Roller Con can skate on one of six teams. There is even talk of a men's derby bout!
A week later we had a fundraiser and I won the prize for Best Flapper Contest!!! Pretty damn cool since I never win anything! I have a picture of me with my mounted gun prize, but my favorite picture of the night was take with N.Joy Payne:
Practices has been really great lately. We have been doing a lot of "David and Goliath" drills where we skate a jam with a limited number of people and one jammer and pivot. But the hits and falls are for real. I think we have learned a lot just by being out there and doing it! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I keep bruising my butt.
Got to stay in derby stance.
Got to straddle the inside line.






